Voyages Through Insanity

FYI, I use Twitter more than this. My user-name is the same.

I am still looking for a job (no, not from last year, from a month and a bit ago).

I am currently really learning to drive. This should get done soon.


I am also currently re-reading Good Omens.

Metaphorically, this is what happened.

There was once a fish. A fish I would deem catch-worthy....but I already had a fish, so I didn't have much of a choice.

Fast forward years later....same fish shows up....so I catch it.

Good times were had. Not all was great...some moves were made that were probably a tad bit too soon or whatever...but things were plodding along...and I figured a way to make things great again.

However, just before I could put all that into action, there was an incident, where I got drunk and .... well, I made a damned idiot of myself.

Yesterday, the fish swam away because it no longer felt safe.


:(

So, apparently, goat sacrifices are not enough; I need something stronger.

Maybe goats coated in Everclear.

Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?

For those who don't know, I recently lost my job. I am currently looking for a new one.

The TV Gods are against me. Heroes and the Big Bang Theory are on at the same time. However will I cope?

It's not that I black out or something like that, I just become less aware of people, what they're saying, what they're doing, and more importantly what I'm saying and doing.

The level of drinking I had at my party the other week was fine; I should stay at that limit.

Idiocracy followed by Robot Chicken is not a good combination. Now I'm off to watch some Doctor Who to wash this all away...

...when you cut someone out of your life, they cut you out of theirs too.